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About Me Member General Artist Jeff23/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 6 Months
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fyi

Wed Sep 16, 2009, 11:07 AM
i've been uploading tons of shit into the scraps area.
you should peep that out.
for an experience...
into my MIND.

not really. if you were to really take an adventure into my mind, you'd be horrified by the amount of smut and be tripping all over the holes in my brain from when i used to do a lot of drugs. you'd be like, "Ew, it smells like a hobo's diaper in here!" and i'd probably be sitting there, being fanned and fed grapes by a couple of chicks out of a Heavy Metal mag, probably doing something very, very lewd.

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i'm 23 and i was a video game tester for a long time. now i'm not. i smoke a lot of cigarettes and i have a lot of tattoos. i like to drive really fast. when i was a little kid, i used to think that when i went to bed at night, i turned into Batman and fought crime and came home in time for my parents to "wake me up" to go to school.

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  • Current Residence: San Francisco, CA
  • Interests: ass kicking
  • Favourite artist: alex pardee, h.r. giger
  • MP3 player of choice: Zune
  • Wallpaper of choice: Suicide Girls
  • Tools of the Trade: brush pens, prismacolor, those $1 pens and pencils at the drug store

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:icongoatpox:
~goatpox Jun 4, 2009, 1:13:10 AM
porkswords is my favorite.
:iconrawchild:
~rawchild May 19, 2009, 6:33:25 AM
hola jeffe
you know the kallet is on this toooo??

he's a trainwrek.

missn u
-murieee
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~Mansen82 May 6, 2009, 12:45:52 AM
bout time you started drawing again

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BY ODINS BALL HAIRS!!!! MY FOOT......IT SLEEPS!
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~porkswords May 6, 2009, 1:20:40 AM
dude, i know, right?
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~ArsenicInCoffee May 4, 2009, 11:09:45 AM
Hello Best Friend.

However are you doing?
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~porkswords May 4, 2009, 6:36:19 PM
i'm tired. my new job is wacky. x__x
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~porkswords May 6, 2009, 2:25:10 AM
your face is wac-FUCK
:iconarsenicincoffee:
~ArsenicInCoffee May 6, 2009, 4:09:45 PM
Your face is just asking to be slapped in the face with a unwashed for years disease ridden homelessmans dick, and then mushroom stamped with the junk.
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